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tales of lesbian mother-hood!
My favorite ways to avoid my kids
- Tell the kids we are wrapping Christmas presents (I don't care it's June!)
- Dee and I tell the kids we are "changing our clothes" for about an hour with the bedroom door locked
- Go lay in the backseat of the car in the driveway in the fetal position and cry
- Walk around the house in a see-through tank top and no bra. The kids stay in their rooms!
- Tell my kids: "Sorry, I have to work late!"
- Actually work late
- Take a long bath with my bathroom and bedroom doors locked
- Drink coffee and smoke in the garage
- Sit out on the back patio and smoke
- Sit out on the porch and smoke
- Start cleaning. Again, the kids disappear
Why Mormon's Scare Me
- 10. What do you mean I can't wear a tube top?
- 9. Women have no real roles, other than to bake rolls.
- 8. Babtizing kids at 8? My kids couldn't even tie their shoes at 8!!!
- 7. Tithing? Where does it go?
- 6. Multiple wives
- 5. They can't even buy a newspaper on Sunday!
- 4. I don't trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee
- 3. They have secret hand-shakes
- 2. They have secret names
- 1. They wear funny underwear
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