The Weekend Off!

"Dee" (My wife) and I have the weekend off! The youngest 3 kids are with their dad's and the 16 year old is off with friends! We are free!!!
See, this is why I firmly support keeping straight marriages legal! I will not be voting against them anytime soon. If it wasn't for straight marriages, Dee would have never been married (and divorced) twice.....and......ta da... we would not have every other weekend off!!! Heterosexual marriages = heterosexual divorces = mommy dearest has lots and lots of coffee, beer and cigarette time! Settle down, I also support gay marriage. Of course I do.
I realized about 4 days ago I was ready for the weekend off, when our precious Regan (the sweet 4 year old. Looks like "Boo" from Monster's Inc. but has the temperament of cujo on crack) stripped her clothes off during a sleep over with the neighbor girl. Apparently, she was hot and needed to cool down. So glad the neighbor girl (and her parents) have a sense of humor.
Fine, it wasn't just the naked girl on parade moment. It was also Regan and her 6 year old sister, Molly, leaving the moon-sand out so the dog could eat it. The older girl's, (13 & 16) were PERFECT all week. By "perfect", I mean the typical nasty, sarcastic, rude, disobedient and sloppy young ladies we have grown so fond and accustomed to.
So, tonight's the night! Going to get chinese, maybe some iced coffee.....lay around in my pajamas and no bra on the front porch!!!! Ahhhh, let the weekend begin!